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Eat A Jar Of Dicks 2 Lbs.

Eat A Jar Of Dicks 2 Lbs.

$43.99

Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2 lbs.

517 in stock

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Ships from a US warehouse within 1–2 business days in plain, unbranded packaging — nothing on the box says what's inside. US shipping is a $6.95 flat rate and free over $59. Your card statement shows the neutral descriptor “BSSGIFTS”. Shipping details.

Materials & care

Wash before and after each use with warm water and a mild, fragrance-free cleaner, then dry completely before storing.

Returns

Unopened items in original packaging can be returned within 30 days. For hygiene and safety, opened intimate products can't be restocked — if something arrives damaged or defective we'll make it right. Full returns policy.

About this piece

Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2 lbs. of delicious tart dick-shaped candies in a plastic jar. This rainbow of fruit-flavored candy makes a great gift for ex-husbands, bosses, coworkers, family members, and neighbors. Nowadays there are assholes everywhere, so make sure to keep a jar handy in your car, desk, or purse! You never know when you will need it.

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